
-Buffy the Vampire Slayer 1x08; I Robot, You Jane
I shouldn’t love this episode as much as I do, because really it’s the most ridiculously stupid one ever. But… but…
“That’s not where I dangle it…”
*melts*

-Buffy the Vampire Slayer 1x08; I Robot, You Jane
I shouldn’t love this episode as much as I do, because really it’s the most ridiculously stupid one ever. But… but…
“That’s not where I dangle it…”
*melts*
MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I DON’T HAVE A PROBLEM
It’s fast becoming a life problem, I feel.
This might be true, yes
Maybe, just a little bit…
These days I can’t seem to find any man under 35 attractive D: IDEK what is wrong with me.
Oh life, the only way you could be more awesome would be if Robia LaMorte or Olivia Wilde were in my bed right now.

Well hello there Miss Wilde.
Oh, dear sweet Jebus-slug, why is she even allowed to wear clothes ever?! She’s so perfect… unf. Cold shower tiems nao.

Jack: Little Kenneth Ellen Parcell from Stone Mountain, Georgia. Growing up in your mama’s tractor house, dreaming of working on a TV show, dreaming of making it all the way to the N-B-C.
Kenneth: You’re scaring me, Mr Donaghy.
Jack: You come a long way, haven’t you, Kenneth Ellen, with your cheap loafers and your page jacket. But you’ll always be a pig farmer’s son, boy, cuz I smell fried baloney all over you.
-30 Rock 1x03, Blind Date